Zelal

Big titty hoe

I want those astronomical calcium cannons in my face Zelal

by iloveoreomcflurries July 26, 2022

Zeiasia

Someone named Zeiasia is the most gorgeous woman you will ever see but her beauty is the least of her qualities. She has a deep love for her friends and family but if you're her friend you're also family. She makes you feel like the most important person in the world. When you know a Zeiasia you wish you could tell the whole world about her because she improves the quality of every life she touches. Zeiasia is kind, respectful, honorable, smart, intelligent, honest, patient, creative, loyal, compassionate, generous, considerate, sympathetic, brave, empathetic, reliable, trustworthy, courageous, thoughtful, gentle, friendly, dependable, wise, nice, mature, observant, wholesome, polite, intuitive, disciplined, perceptive, positive, optimistic, bold, and funny. She is super talented and has impressive skills. She has a great sense of humor and her smile and laugh will melt your heart. Everything she does and says is so cute and adorable. She is incredibly humble and doesn't see herself as above anyone else but is also confident enough to see the good qualities in herself. When you think about her she seems like the perfect human being but she is actually far from perfect and she knows that. Another quality that stands out is how sacrificial she is. She would do anything for you that is within her capability and she would even die for you. If you have a Zeiasia in your life don't lose her.

"I can't take my eyes off of Zeiasia"

"I would die for Zeiasia"

by BossJr2000 June 19, 2023

ZELAD

1. a synonym for absolutely any noun. It can be used to confuse someone or to replace an undescribable object. Use of this noun also makes any sentence perfectly logical. (Use of the word in a sentence does not have to follow grammar rules of any kind but must always be written in capital letters.)
2. A meme originating from 4chan where Link spells Zelda incorrectly and refers to it like a salad.

1. Lol so these ZELAD was ask me if I want to pee bears all the way to the moon.

I want a ZELADS so she'll like me.
2. Link! You want some zelad?

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011

zeleste

The shyest person you'll ever meet she is very sweet at the same time she can be very strong willed. Shell never be a bad friend but she is confused about what she wants in the world. Such as sexuality personality issues but she is never the less pretty level headed calm and collected.She is so hot guys see her that way she has a strong person which intimidates guys. All she needs is someone to hold her down. Your lucky to meet a zeleste she is a wise spirit at heart.

"Dude did you see that girl Zeleste"
"Yeah mark she fine as hell"

by Unknown6e41384761 October 12, 2017

zelalem

A type of Ethiopian cuisine. usually male. Also referred to bad drivers who run into poles because they are unprepared for driving in winters.

2# people who party on the 2nd floor wherever they are and think Bob Marley is the shit.

Zelalem: you need a new battery for your car.


ZEEEEE!!! DONT hit the freaking pole.

by Rubio, Na, Ishmael April 17, 2009

Zelanie

A comedy (in a good way).

I just watched Zelanie and it cheered me up.

by cheryle. August 12, 2006

New Zeland

An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.

usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.

by anabanana July 11, 2003