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Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
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Dry Scissoring

When two females feel the burning desire to have sex, but don't want to take their clothes off. So instead they must get on top of each other and split their legs in a scissor like fashion. It is a meeting point of the vagina's which now holds the two people dry scissoring in an inseparable, captivating bond. It can be done with many types of people- lesbians, best friends, anyone!
I love dry scissoring! It feels so good!
by llamakitty July 26, 2013
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asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
by captainmark March 11, 2014
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Golden Scissoring

The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.
Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"
by Royal Decree June 3, 2015
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Scissoring Bitch

a person that gets in a scissoring kind of mood all the time.
Cara Georgas is a scissoring bitch.
by Shimizu ! February 2, 2009
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Scissoring

Scis-sor-ing:

Verb:

The act of taking scissors and jabbing it into ice to remove said ice from beneath your vehicle. This is so the vehicle can have more traction with the pavement and allow the vehicle to move. The scissors are also meant to be used in a sweeping motion as to remove the freed ice from the area that is being stabbed.
Julian: You were totally playing League of Legends.

Mike: No I was scissoring my car!
by Michu Killer February 11, 2014
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scissoring

Everyone's got a taint so why not make them touch? "Hey baby... do you wanna do some scissoring tonight?" "Sure" "Ok do you wanna do it laying down or put your legs behind your head?"
by Vicktastic January 11, 2009
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