masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007

Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person

"Thats her masterbation station

by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation.

Tom likes watching others, then he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009

asterbation

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

by trickydoodah April 26, 2014