Yousefing

When you start acting like a mong/retard when you get hyper. Typically seen in people with ADHD or Autism. Sometimes caused by sugar but can also be caused by girls talking to the person.

Charlie : Hey Robbie, what's happening with (insert name here)?

Robbie: Oh he's Yousefing, maybe because he ate a Mars Bar or a fit girl maybe said Hello to him.

Charlie: Alright I'll stay out of his way for a few hours, thanks for the heads up.

by Robzza August 28, 2020

Yousefferson

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).

Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.

by BlackAtom November 3, 2010

YouScrude

YouTube, the social networking video site. So called because of the incidence of incriminating or humiliating content posted thereon.

Player 1: Dude, my girlfriend saw me on the spring break YouTube licking buttery nipple shots off the chests of the Tropicana models! It was just some harmless fun, but what do you think will happen?

Player 2: Buddy, it sounds like YouScrude.

by Anarchist in the Library July 12, 2009

Youfuckinkiddinme

Phrase used to feel sudden wonder or amazement. Phrase used to express being surprised or astonished.

Youfuckinkiddinme, Brett Favre ended his 297th consecutive starting streak?

by SteppinRazor December 16, 2010

YouFlix

When people on YouTube try to turn it into Netflix by posting full movies and TV episodes. YouFlix is a convenient way to watch stuff for free.

"I saw that on YouFlix."

by Mooimacow January 20, 2014

Yous

You, plural. Same as y'all.

A'ite bitches, yous fucked wit the wrong dog!

by PatchworkPsycho March 11, 2017

YouShit

What the website YouTube turned into when they removed cards/annotations and when they added stupid guidelines that would protect the children who should be on YouTube kids.

Mark: Ugh did you see what YouTube did to itself!?!
Kate: Yeah, Youtube really turned into YouShit

by Caxxxey June 9, 2017