you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

You know what we should do

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.

Steve:You know what we should do?

Bill:No, what?

Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!

by Hairinista April 23, 2012

You know what they say

The start of an old meme that originated from the CD-I game “Hotel Mario”.

Mario: “You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast.”

by The Urban Dictionary 2.0 January 20, 2020

You know what they say

A phrase one would yell out when wishing to pressure a certain individual into entirely consuming their alcoholic beverage/s.

They say "Bottoms up" or "Scull, scull, scull" or "Drink up" or "Don't be a little bitch".
They = party gurls

Come on! B You know what they say! Don't be a little bitch.

by makeamove October 10, 2018

you know what really sucks?

the warning of when the sayer is about to do something bad, really bad.

"Hey, Johnny, you know what really sucks?"
"what?"
*5-stars Johnny*
"that's what really sucks."

by zoo man June 4, 2005

You know I'm sayin'

Uttered 59 times in 3 minutes during the interview of a member of the Compton Majestics Car Club while he is telling the story about when he got to prison and sold drugs and why he's totally not a member of a gang. Rockstar Games Sunday Driver documentary, from 25:27 to 28:32 (if you are watching from the original DVD).

25:36
And I got out like, beginning of '84, you know I'm sayin' and you know, when I got out in '84, you know gibberish there wasn't a pentientiary already. You know when I got out and I'm like, you know, my homeboy gibberish nigga you know came picked me up with my mom you know I'm sayin' and he went around the corner he had a little spot you know you know you know uh you can call it his dope house or whatever you know so we goin' houses right and he like "you know, what's up homie you want some freaks?" you know so you know I'm lookin' at him like "nigga whatcha talkin' about?" you know I'm sayin'...

26:46
Bullshit I'm like "what the fuck is that man?" you know I'm sayin', you like, you know I'm sayin' that's, you know, that's some rocks you know I'm sayin'

by Leone Family December 20, 2024

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025