Yolanda

Yolanda is an incredible Spanish, her eyes are everything, she is super funny, immensely intelligent, she is too beautiful, as a friend she is wonderful and it would be perfect to have her as a girlfriend. People love to be with Yolanda, she is too tender and the way she looks makes her fall in love. to all of you, whether you are a man or a woman

i love you yolanda
never change

by Angeldarko November 23, 2021

yoranda

Yoranda is a kind and caring person. She helps people in need whenever she sees someone needy. We need more of her in the future.

"Thank you so much, Yoranda!"

"Hey Yoranda!"

by dumbva May 25, 2022

Yolanda

She's not funny at all a complete hobo her friend's HATE her and use her to copy off her work and she's ugly but be carful she's Hispanic she might cuss you out.

Boy 1: Ugh I honestly HATE Yolanda

Girl 1: Omg same🙄

by shay.. October 21, 2022

Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

Yopanday

Mr 12 years old. In 2023, he was convicted of gang rape and child abuse, sentenced to 20 years in India for forcing a 12 years old orphan, who he allegedly killed the parents of, to suck his dick
Sold Goncalves and bought Thiago

Look it's Yopanday and you're 12. RUN FAST COOKIE RUN

by Special Three April 14, 2025

Yopanday

A person that has the age group of 11-13 for picking his ideal significant other, Bonus points if hes south east asian, since his senses of multiplication will go supa turbo mode and his only desire and goal in life is to have multiple one night stands with 12yo's.

Yopanday: "Guys guys i lost my virginity last night guess how old she was!!!~ 12!!! best of all she was my cousin!!! but she forgot to buy XXS condom since we can't find those in india... 3:"

by Yopanday April 14, 2025

YOLANDA

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.

Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS

by anonymous August 7, 2025