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yonker

A typical slang term for a penis.
Nothin' like gettin kicked in the yonker. It hurts.
by Hellfire1979 August 21, 2007
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Yonkers

yonkers is stereotyped as a hell hole and shit but theres only liek 9 murders there a year adn there citys huge with liek 200,000 dont get me wrong shits ruff there but not liek wut it used to be today its liek a walk in the park from wut it was in the 80's and 90's wen dmx and mary j. and d-block was growin up there but liek 3/4 of is it aright and the southwest kinda southeast is a lil fucked up
yonkers aka y.o. 914 a good part of westchester no matter wut yall say
by DJ_Rukus August 2, 2007
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South Yonkers

All of Yonkers south of Ashburton Ave and Cross County Parkway
by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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Yonker

gangster, wankster, or group of hoodlums
I was walking home from work and i was attacked by a group of yonkers.
by angry jessica November 22, 2004
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yonker

i.e John Wayne in "BIG JAKE": *I got hooked on them when I was a yonker!"
by flbumtom November 24, 2016
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Yonker

*Hot food spills on you* "Yonkers that's hot"
by Disgirl May 19, 2018
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Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.
person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"

Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".

Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*

Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"

Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*

Yonk: *Follows Yonking*

Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*

Yonk: *runs away hissing*

Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)
by Shabangbang101 November 14, 2018
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