wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by glittergunfairy May 5, 2022

Wonky Spooks

When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `

I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.

by Acecutlets June 12, 2012

Wonky Wong

An Asian that is not Straight

Lee-"Did you hear how Huang is Gay?"
Tin-"Yeah Huang is a bit of a Wonky Wong"

by Burnt Slice of Bread January 17, 2022

Wubba Wonkis

When you or one of your friends gets a “w”

You bro you hooked up with kelly? That’s Wubba Wonkis

by Jimboy super March 13, 2023

wonky leg

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

by anm4a June 28, 2004

Wonky-eyed

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

by Amby1986 October 17, 2010