cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.

"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

by SkyWayneTheLordOfYourMemes May 16, 2016

Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora January 4, 2009

workle

Pretending to work while doing as little as possible.

"I was trying to workle but my boss wouldn't leave me alone." or "My attempt to workle was thwarted by demanding customers."

by segoots14 May 15, 2015

winklevossed

To have your idea stolen form you by someone you knew.

I had this brilliant idea for a new website, then my friend started the website first.

^^I just got winklevossed

by wouldabeenbillionaire May 8, 2011