wiz-tender

A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.
Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.
by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006
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Wiz Khalifa

To take a piss on the side of a wall during a party while puffing on a joint.
Hold my drink bitch, i gotta take a Wiz Khalifa right quick.
by abehomie71 April 24, 2011
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The Wiz

Dude I just watched the Wiz, did you know Michael Jacksons in it
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Wiz Khalifa

1) To piss out a window atop the Burj Khalifa

2) A long, voluminous piss

3) Some piss-head rapper nobody cares about
1) #41 on my Bucket List: Take a wiz khalifa

2) Dude, I just took a wiz khalifa and the urinal overflowed a lil

3) Tom: Who is this Wiz Khalifa fella? Jimmy: Some skinny ass, pre-packaged stoner/skater rapper with more tattoos than most people have skin.
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Wiz Khalifa

A hip-hop artist from Pittsburgh, Cameron Jibril Thomaz also known as Wiz Khalifa has released several albums under the Rostrum / Warner Brothers record label. Originally haling from Minot, North Dakota, Wiz is currently best known for his single "Say Yeah" which features the Alice Deejay instrumental "Better Off Alone".

Wiz Khalifa has released several albums and mix tapes to date:
* Prince of the City: Welcome to Pistolvania (2005)
* Show and Prove (2006), Rostrum - debut album
* Grow Season (2007), Rostrum - mixtape
* Prince of the City 2 (2007), Rostrum - mixtape (2007)
Wiz Khalifa, the face of the Pittsburgh underground.

White Dude- "Hey, I heard that Wiz sared stage with Nas and Ghostface."

Hood Dude- "Chyeaaaaaa."
by Killa brides May 03, 2008
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Wiz Khalifa

To take a Wiz Khalifa is when you've gotta pee really bad.
Nicole: Hey where are you going?
Me: Dammit I've got to take a Wiz Khalifa so bad! I shouldn't have drank all those cups of coffee and beer today, I think I'll overflow the toilet tonight, don't expect me back for at least an hour, I have to Wiz Khalifa so bad!
by Icy Wyte December 11, 2016
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Wiz Khalifa

Once was a pretty good rapper, but sold out and now makes shitty radio music. All his shit sounds the same and he cant write a verse with out mentioning all the weed he smokes and all the hoes he fucks. The man lost respect and most of his "true fans" when he dropped black and yellow. Now his main fan base consists of 13-17 year old girls who are wanna be pot heads. Coulda been one of the best but i guess weed is more important to him
15 year old girl: OMG OMG I love Wiz Khalifa! Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow. Mom, what does "Reefer Mean?!"
by MarineBro April 29, 2011
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