A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.
When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005
Sexual intercourse that is usually taking place in a public, indiscreet, or common areas (not a regular place where sexual intercourse takes place.)
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!
Dude while I was waiting for my pizza me and my girl quick fucked in Papa Gino's without anybody knowing!
by smokeweedeveryday420000000 January 15, 2011
An expression used by many people before exiting a pre- game, usually used by people who have not shit earlier that day.
by swagboy1738 August 21, 2016
A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
Problem: The condom broke.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
by Nick D July 14, 2004
Its on Leonard Ave in the Jersey Shore town of Leonardo. Red Bank is the site of the Stash, aka Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash, Kevin Smith's store.
by Your Mom's Box August 12, 2003
1) Smoking a cigarette as quick as possible due to the limited amount of time or if out in cold weather.
1) Yo it is freezin, start hittin' quick so I don't freeze my balls off yo.
2) We got 5 minutes til class, hit it quick so were not late.
2) We got 5 minutes til class, hit it quick so were not late.
by im jon castoro baby December 17, 2009
by OverClip March 21, 2020