Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Decent Weinering

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.

"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".

by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic

Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.

by missa tane January 8, 2006

weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).

Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

wiener juice

the juice that comes out of a penis when it ejaculates.

andy got wiener juice on the tub

by megan cones March 5, 2009

Wienerbuzz

The feeling of anticipation of introducing an attractive woman to your wiener.

Man, that hot chick I was talking to farted and completely killed my wienerbuzz.

by Burt McCracken May 4, 2011

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018