squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.

I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

windshield wiper

The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!

John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!

by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010

Reverse Windshield Wiper

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.

The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.

by Go12pack July 27, 2009

windshield wiper fluid

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.

-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

by a handicap. September 07, 2022

Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.

Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011

Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.

"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"

by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010