Winding

When you're on the phone with your bestie for the resties and you blow into the mic, causing wind.

Guy: *blows into phone mic*
Girl: DID YOU JUST FUCKING WIND ME

Winding

by Transcendedbeing35 February 21, 2017

Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 21, 2010

windtone

1. The Tone of wind

2. a fucking fat ass gorrilla

GET THE WINDTONE.

by damn it November 28, 2017

windetting

A day spent drinking heavily but believing you are not drunk.

We are going windetting today.

by Hutbutt November 27, 2020

windbitch

A badass bird of prey, well known for its ability to ride the wind like a bitch outta hell. If the term is a compound of wind + bitch it may preserve an old sense of bitch (“to be totally badass”)

Watch that windbitch fly.

by FannyB January 20, 2021

windiive

A very awesome and amazing tiktoker

Person1: hey did you see windiives new tiktok?

Person2: yeah! It was really funny!

Person1: I know right!

by jaysucksdicks69420 August 24, 2021

windtard

A person that blows hot air about climate change. They have zero to very little understanding of science but practice scientism (a religious cult like belief tied to marxism) and make derogatory comments like "follow the science." Yet can't even math. They are intellectually lazy and haven't read the studies. Always irrational and unreasonable. They are in favor of destroying the environment and ecosystems in favor of windmills and solar panels for a political win.

Karen is a real windtard. She doesn't understand that damage to the desert tortoises' ecosystem to install 100 square miles of windmills and solar so she can watch netflix on her ipad in her tesla.

Kevin is a real windtard. He is arguing that the Earth is boiling because of CO2. However, he hasn't read the peer-reviewed studies that CO2 ppm effect on greenhouse gas heating follows a logarithmic slope of Law Of Diminishing Returns. Meaning that CO2 ppm doesn't linearly increase surface temperatures. Rather the it takes magnitudes more CO2 ppm to have an increase of surface heating.

by Rad Physicist August 9, 2023