wincentile

The wincentile was invented by Microsoft in the early 90s, but is now found in just about every progeny of computer software. It is a percentile point which is bigger than the other 99, specifically one that takes a long time when a computer program is displaying its progress. Why these percentiles take longer than the other percentiles has always been a big mystery to end-users.

Usually a wincentile is the last percentile, just to cause the end-user additional stress and anguish, however wincentiles have been reported to occur earlier than that, especially in the Windows 95 installation process, where it is reported that several wincentiles even coexist in the same batch of 100.

Steven thought he would make it online in time to email his work in by the deadline, but that last wincentile took forever.

by skids May 15, 2006

Red winged

When you are giving head to a girl who is on her period, so she leaks all' of her blood on your face, and makes the man look like he ate Red wings.

Jeff got Red winged from Patrisha.

by Ballislife20154 November 23, 2017

wincest

really, really good incest.

I was worried that it would be gross with my brother, but this incest is so fun, it's more like wincest!

by bloated teenager January 11, 2011

Wincest

That thing where you have sex with your sibling who is way out of your league

Netflix & Chill with my sister Cersei #Wincest

by DutchCheeseHead May 12, 2016

One Winged Angel

A song composed by Nobuo Uematsu, it is perhaps the greatest final boss music ever, maybe because it was sort of an opera. Also one of the greatest songs ever. First appearance in Final Fantasy VIII, you can find some live versions here and there as well as a couple remixes.

teh only reason y simple and clean pwns one winged angel is cause utada hikaru is teh sex0rz.

by 00berWang July 30, 2004

winged she-whore

a woman who flies in and has sex with all of your friends.

man, that shellane is being a winged she-whore right now!

by sarah michaels January 4, 2008

Chicken Winged

A sales term meaning to lose a sale, due to the client hanging up the phone, just before they were meant to hand over their Direct Debit details. The sheer frustration of this event results in the sales agent slamming down the phone several times in the form of a flapping chicken. Hence, Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
The customer said it was the perfect product for him, and said he was just going to get his wallet for the direct debit details, Then he hung up.

Salesman # 2:
You just got Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
I just got Chicken Winged.

by Squirrel the Nut Hoarder November 22, 2015