tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
Get the matt baxtermug. by Russthebus August 29, 2021
Get the double baxteredmug. Bilily baxter is a wannabe roadmap who probably gets sexually abused by his father which results in his need to fake his personality. He tries to intimidate you by staring into your soul but his Zika virus head will block out the sun making is head look like a melting Malteser. He rides his shitty mountain bike around doddington playing shitty music whilst and pulling out in front of cars. The residents of the village often complain and hope to see him one day get hit by a car and see his head explode which is the only known cure for the Zika virus.
by Thefendlandwhisperer October 29, 2019
Get the Billy baxtermug. by Heddags May 15, 2024
Get the Baxtermug. a dog that gets brutally murdered while in hospital for a brain tumor then getting shot hundreds of times and hit by a speeding car or train or both.
by Flynnnn March 18, 2025
Get the Baxtermug. A guy that lives in Ohio and will stick his 1 inch cock into the tip of a paintball gun and shoot the fuck out of his own balls, Baxter is also known to love horse cock up his ass while drinking bud light, you think thats bad? Baxter can enter a rage mode where he turns his cat and dog into a casserole and feeds it to black boys he has locked up in his basement.
by Baxter6904 November 15, 2022
Get the Dustin Baxtermug. 