WHITEY

Artist who goes by the real name of Nathan Joseph White and stage name of WHITEY.
Artist whose Albums include: Canned Laughter, The Light at the End of the tunnel is a Train, Great Shakes.
Artist whose music seduces the ears and infects the body with dance-omania

Dude, is that God's voice I hear?" "No men, that is the epic sound of WHITEY

by Godot. May 1, 2011

Whitey

One who is of a pale white complexion, and very awkward at times.

He is such a whitey...

by TheGing July 5, 2011

whitey

Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.

That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey

by The WHITEY November 9, 2008

pulled a whitey

if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad

"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey

by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015

Whitey McHonkypants

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.

Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.

by Igglebix October 16, 2005

Soft Whitey

An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.

"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."

by Black Domino February 28, 2009

Whitey Victim

A stoner who has previously 'hit white' (when subject to marijuana and turned pale / sick). This then labels said stoner as a 'whitey victim' thus making him subject to victimisation.
The step down from Whitey Victim is the 'Whitey Maid'.

Ahh shut up, Jayk you little whitey victim!

by Cayk September 25, 2010