im wheezing

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016

wheeze

A high pitched whistling sound made when a joke knocks your socks off.

laugh giggle wheeze

by wheezus August 13, 2016

Wheez the Juice

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.

"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"

by dickie fitz April 19, 2013

Fed Weezy

A slang term for the city of Federal Way. Federal Way is a suburb of Seattle, but with a hell of a lot more swag. If you're from Fed, F-Dub, The 253, The Quarter Trey, or Fed Weezy you know that Pac is a place for street races & homeless people. The transit center is where people get shot. Pattisons West is for middle schoolers. The Mall is known by 2 names and you only go there if you're bored (Sea-Tac & The Commons) Redondo is for Russians. And the high schools are just as dangerous as jails (with the same amount of police security)

Where we chillin tonight?

The Quarter Trey.

Where?

Fed, Fed Weezy, the 253?

Ohh, I feel it.

by kmyrhow November 16, 2010

Wheezing

The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.

After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.

by uh noOB December 21, 2018

Wheezuls

Audible respiratory manifestation of acute asthma.

My baby gots the wheezles so i put him on his nippiliza.

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

Carl Wheezer

1. Jimmy Neutron's overweight friend who has too many allergies to list

2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )

3. He can basically eat anything.

4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?

5. He's a Momma's Boy

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (Movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance

Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.

Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.

Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?

Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.

Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.

Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.

Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.

Carl: Oh. Minty.

Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.

by somebody//AWESOME August 8, 2011