The Wheelbarrow

The sexual position in which the woman gets on her hands and you litterly walk around like shes a wheelbarrow while having sex with her

Melanie: oh yeah...and then we did the wheelbarrow!

Ryan: You are such a whore.

by Ryan Gerstner April 2, 2006

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.

'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)

by missadventure October 20, 2006

scottish wheelbarrow

When you're banging a chick from behind, and you pick her up at the knees, and kick her hands out, and then yell "I AM William Wallace!"

"Hey man, I got this redhead coming over tonight who says she's a super freak. So I rented Braveheart bought some blue facepaint, and break out the Scottish Wheelbarrow."

by C_Scoops February 24, 2017

The Florida Wheelbarrow

A method for taking the drug cocaine. One person has his nose on the floor in front of a line of cocaine. The other, his/her friend or drug partner, picks up his legs and pushes the other on his/her face through the line allowing a large consumption in a quick time.

Bro put your face on the floor in front of this line.

Ok dude, we doing The Florida Wheelbarrow?

Fuck yeah my guy!

by The Mango Salesman May 10, 2019

while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble

Refers to da minor-to-medium rocking/shimmying of a single-wheel hand-cart dat occurs when ya momentarily release one of da handles to raise yer hand in greeting to a passerby while trundling said wagon along da roadside.

One fairly easy way to minimize da degree/effects of while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble is to simply brace yer hip against da 'barrow's "free" handle to help hold it stable whenever ya hafta let go of it wif yer hand; wif a little practice, ya may not even need to stop walking, but can just steadily "keep on truckin'" and then re-establish yer grip on da 'barow's handle as soon as ya are able.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

cheesy wheelbarrow

General insult

by konalord September 13, 2003

retrograde wheelbarrow

Its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. Meanwhile there's a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. He's whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with PCP. Now you take a Wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey's rectum, you then put the other end into the midget's rectum. There's a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. In the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while "God Save the Queen" is playing on a radio.

I was down in TJ taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if I wanted to see a donkey show. I told him I had already seen one so he asked if I had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.

by The Cultists November 22, 2007