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Wesley

Wesley wanted to be hypocritical by being angry at people who treated him the way he treated them
by Bray Balor July 19, 2018
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Wesley

A gay imaginary friend. If you have a Wesley you have no life.
Me: Did you hear the news?
MY friend: What?
Me: I killed my Wesley last night.
by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 25, 2011
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Wesley

Wesley's are guys who are really sweet as friends and really creepy as boyfriends. Wesley's should never be let out of their Friend-Zone, they cannot behave themselves.
1. "Wesley" you're the perfect FRIEND.

2. "Wesley" you're like a BROTHER to me.

3. "Wesley" , I wish I had a boyfriend like you (but not you, stay in your lane nigga)
by I hate you, die June 25, 2014
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Wesley

Wesley is a Majestic Beast.

Wesley spends his time in the forests meditating.

Usually pondering the meaning of life, which he already knows.

Engaging Wesley will invoke the wrath of Nature, killing the attacker instantly.

Wesley is known to wander in spirit form spreading the grace of his presence to others found worthy while they sleep.

Wesley is often known as a Puzzle Master, and has immense powers.
In the forests you may see a shining white light, there sits Wesley.
by icedragon500 October 26, 2010
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Wesley

A simp he will normally simps for people called Emma or Ivana he is a pick me and will meat rid said girls until he dies he doesn't leave his room at all he stays in playing overwatch all the time he has no friends and wishes the girls will like him because he is a “nice guy” when he is just a creep
Person “that Wesley is such a creep he wont leave those poor girls alone”
by Retseh0va October 29, 2023
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Wesley

That one kid in your group thats low key kinda sus but you know he's straight. He's way too smart and really full of himself. He always wants to "spill the tea" and probably has a crush on one of the girls he always talks to but he'd never admit it
Bruh Wesley got a 32 on his ACT wtf
by Not 🅱️alden July 16, 2020
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A Wesley

an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him
When someone is an uninformed d-ck most would say he's being an A Wesley...
by chicoblows March 15, 2010
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