Wellington

The act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.

Female 1: Last night he gave me a Wellington.

Female 2: What? No titty or ass grabbing, whatsoever?

Female 1: Nope, just a straight Wellington.

by Dr. Derelicte June 1, 2010

mia wellington

Mia is the perfect girl. She is smart, the most beautiful girl in the world, and has a huge heart. She will always be there for you and will always give her two sense. She is extremely cute in everything that she does. She has a lot of sass but you come to love that about her. If you have a Mia you should consider yourself the luckiest people on the earth. Her smile and eyes are amazing. She is literally an angel on earth but she is naughty at the same time.

mia wellington is just perfect

by #god May 2, 2018

Willinger

A moment when you are unsure whether the other person is waiting for you to make a move on them or in fact just feel incredibly awkward. Typically used as a transitive verb or noun.

After five minutes of Willinger, I finally decided to cop a feel.

It wasn't worth willingering the situation. I decided simply to go home.

by yousawmethen October 3, 2009

Beef Wellington

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.

That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

by imnotme January 21, 2010

wellingborough

A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal.

The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!

Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or Wellingborough"

Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"

Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006

Welliver

A SUPAH BITCH...with a tiny dick and an ass for a face. One look into his cold blue anus-eyes and you'll turn into a big pile of shit. Some say he originated from the tears of orphans, but others say he was created from a retarded gorilla raping a small boy. Presently, he is being hunted for the molestation of three girls with blue waffles as well as red pancakes thus resulting in a full pink socking.

Person 1: "Is that Welliver?"
Person 2: "FUUUUCKKK RUUNN FOR YOUR LIFEEE!!!!!"

by sir danglee sac January 7, 2013

Wellingborough

A little town in Northamptonshire, England. I’ve only ever been here once and I stayed and a hotel and when I woke up there was bullet holes in the door and my car was gone. Stay away. You’ve been warned.

Wellingborough is so unsafe

by Johnny Davidsonsons December 2, 2018