Warm salad

The act of complimenting your partner with a dutch oven while she graciously provides you with oral pleasure under the covers. AKA: The last BJ.

Me: I gave Trish a warm salad before I ditched her.

Mom: You've grown into such a sweet young man.

by Skank13 October 12, 2016

Warish

To heal. A word resurrected from obsolescence for Ultimate Victory in the Information War.

I'm building a war chest of medicine with which to warish the world. (War is short for warish.)

by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021

Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Nice and Warm

Phrase displaying admiration for something, be the subject beauty, general content, or style.

Expressions of the term can sometimes be shortened to the simple, monosyllabic adjective 'Warm'.

Admired for its versatility, the phrase can often be adapted to more creative utterances, such as 'It's a bit warm out'.

Did you see that new weathergirl on the news?

No, what was she like?

Nice and warm.

by Fodman March 6, 2011

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.

"Stop Global Warming!"

by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006

Global Warming Pig

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.

Oh god look at the Global Warming Pig!

by bismouth May 19, 2010