warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008

reverse warthog

the position in which someone is being fucked from behind (either male on female, female on female, male on male, or female on male) and the sender reaches up and over the receiver's head and sticks the index and middle fingers of their hand in the nostrils of the receiver and pulls back forcefully.

The term is given it's name due to the noise the receiver will make and the thrashing that will occur after the move has been performed.

"Don't you ever give me the reverse warthog again or I'll bite your dick off!"

by JBut December 25, 2007

Warthog

The act of simultaneously sucking on two penises at the same time. Name derived from the two tusks protruding from the snout of the animal.

Much to my surprise, she was warthogging Dan and Phil when I walked into the room.

by jewberg December 23, 2007

Warthog Ninja

A term used in Halo to describe someone who can drive the M-12 Warthog or Halo PC's M-12A1 RocketHog with apparent ease, pulling off tricks and killing people like there's nothing to it. You can achieve Warthog Ninja-ness by

1. Dodging multiple tank shots
2. getting a "Killtacular" kill while driving with no gunner
3. sneaking up behind people and running them over

You can also be a Ghost Ninja, or a Scorpion or Tank Ninja. Sadly, Banshee Ninjas do not exist because of the amazing lameness of the vehicle. Most Banshee pilots are simply referred to as Banshee Whores, and are disliked by most Halo PC players.

Zuka: w0rt! I'm the Warthog Ninja!
Neo was killed by Zuka
Orange was killed by Zuka
BigBob: My mom had a sex change
Mako: o.0
Mako was killed by Zuka
BigBob was killed by Zuka

by Zuka July 14, 2004

Dirty Warthog

You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.

-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.

-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH

by Blade1172 August 11, 2009

The Warthog

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.

Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009