Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

thicc waluigi

Thicc waluigi is when waluigi finds all the infinity stones and becomes extra THICC

Ultra instinct shaggy: I'm the most powerful being
Guy: shut up before Thicc waluigi comes for your soul

by Waluigi is very thicc April 18, 2019

Waluigi Revolution

waluigi finally coming to smash.

Today starts a Waluigi Revolution Sakurai. We will not be silenced!!!!!!!!

by Southern Fish October 9, 2019

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Dirty Waluigi

A Dirty Waluigi is when you shove tennis racket into a girl’s asshole and play tennis in public while the girl’s boyfriend (must be named Luigi) watches.

“Damn you, you cuck me! How dare you do a dirty waluigi to my girlfriend!!

by Ididurmoms January 29, 2022

Waluigi Pinball

Not only the best track in mario kart history, it is also themed after our lord and savior Waluigiiiiii

Person 1: Waluigi Pinball is bad
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes, Wario stadium is way better.
Person 2: "Proceeds to slap Person 1."

by alayayeet December 31, 2020

No Soup for Waluigi

The true meaning of NSFW, as opposed to the commonly known "Not Safe for Work"

Waluigi: Can I have soup?
Luigi: NO SOUP FOR WALUIGI!!

by bit125 July 2, 2021