wake and bitch

When your old lady wakes up and begins bitching before her feet hit the floor. This is common when you wake her up wanting to get laid.

Dude, what's up with your girl?
I don't know, she pulled a wake and bitch this morning and it's been pure hell.

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

Wake and Words

When you wake up in the morning and immediately return to your games of Words With Friends.

Sally:I think if I give it some rest I should wake up prepared to dominate.

Jim: Nothing like a little Wake and Words to begin the day!

words with friends iphone app

by dquirk April 15, 2011

shit wake

When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.

you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.

"woo wee! you got a mega shit wake happening dude!"

by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011

Golden Wake

Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.

Refer to the definition. Golden Wake.

by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010

wake and whack

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.

Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!

by fallenaway December 16, 2008

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

by whitebolo April 16, 2005