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Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.
Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.
by The Moroccan Sultan May 17, 2019
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Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
by J.Bot November 15, 2007
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Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.
They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.
by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008
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Conference Room Confidence

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.
Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.
by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010
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conference

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'
bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!
by lo dawg January 23, 2007
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conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'
Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"
by Mackem July 3, 2007
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conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call
You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.
by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011
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