Volcanoed

When you miss your plane due to a volcanic eruption in Iceland.

Guy #1 : Where's Joe ?
Guy #2 : He was supposed to come by, but he totally got volcanoed.

by sork June 27, 2010

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021

Silicon Volcano

An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.

Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.

by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016

Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.

Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.

by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006

Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably

Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015