by sork June 24, 2010
While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017
When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.
by ASSFLAP January 15, 2021
A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
by Monkey's Dad February 26, 2023
by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016
Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
by Derp McMuff March 20, 2015
by Tyson the Bastard April 14, 2006