rondo vision

Having the exceptional vision to see anything around you or in your peripheral range.

You and I both know he has rondo vision, that pass was behind his head!

by gucci100000 October 30, 2012

Cryo Vision Holder

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.

“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”

by smellyellee August 16, 2021

Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

by xavy340 July 8, 2009

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

GOOMBA VISION

When someone puts their hand in front of a camera during filming way too often, ruing most of the footage.

Guy #1: Dude was that a skate video or the Adams Family with so many hands running around that screen.

Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.

by JJTRUELOVE January 17, 2009

Viacom

A multi billion dollar corporation that has shamed many once awesome things like MTV, Neopets, Nickelodeon etc. It buys this type of ting to make money and does not care about the viewers, players or workers.
Viacom is about as caring as a nazi-ruled communist society.
Go to hell and buuurn Viacom buuuurn...
oh, my neopet username is sxcgp
;)

Viacom: Hey look, everybody seems to like that website neopets...
I know, lets buy it at a price they can't refuse then fuck it up for everyone else! Hey, at least we made our million!
Neo-User: Please Viacom! Don't destroy a great thing!

by Grace aka SXCGP on neopets! December 19, 2008