circle violation

When you have sex with more than one person in a circle of friends or coworkers. This act may disrupt the natural balance of this circle of acquaintances, causing discord, animosity, and jealousy among the members of the circle.

Jane slept with both Ted and his best friend and former fraternity brother, Larry, which was a blatant circle violation. Although neither Ted nor Larry are interested in dating Jane, they no longer speak.

by sorkab February 11, 2010

OwO Violation

This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed. Weason fow viowation:

No vawid pewmint

OwO exceeded 90 dB

OwO caused distrwess to anothaw mammaw

OwO took pwace between 10:30 pm and 9:00 am

OwO started multiple owos

Othew:_________________________
_________________________________
______________

Faiwure to pay fine (£350) pwomtwy may wesuwt in a couwt appeawance and conviction.

Date:
Time:
Wocation:
Issued by:

Signatuwe:

Guy 1: (I need to OwO so badly)

Guy 2: Don't do it!

Guy 1: OwO

Guy 2: OwO violation, This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed!

by Jaythewolf September 12, 2020

man code violation

When an ex-boyfriend/husband learns that new boyfriend has employed prostitutes in the past, then frantically texts and/or calls the ex to notify her of said past activities. Usually results in fisticuffs and trips to local hospital for ex boyfriend/husband.

Boyfriend:
"the ex told my new chick I was visiting the rub and tug" ,

Boyfriend's friend:

"dude, serious man code violation. I'll be your contact on the outside for bail"

by yaya too March 5, 2012

junk violation

anytime your lower unit is violated, damaged, or broken.

Adams girlfriend was a cold bitch when she kicked him in his gear giving him a junk violation.

by chonger November 30, 2005

compliance violation

a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.

"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.

by [MaLiCiOuS] January 29, 2010

gross violation

An action that breaks or acts against something, especially a law, agreement, principle, constitution or something that should be treated with respect.

The school committed a gross violation against him by denying his rights.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 14, 2017

gross violation

A gross violation is when you run out of toilet paper and have to use other means to take care of your problem.

Gary realized that he was in a gross violation when he reached over to find no toilet paper left

by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017