An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode October 27, 2015
Another really great "tight" feeling. This is when a female stands on her head in front of a man(or women) who is sitting down. The naked woman will spread her legs open as she leans forward shoving her exposed clam in the face of whoever is sitting down. As the person sitting down starts to get a taste of clam, the woman then brings her legs forward and tightly wraps them around the person's head. This creates a vice grip around the person's head giving them a nice smothering of delicious clam.
by CaptainClam May 16, 2010
(from Dictionary.com) >> adverb
in reverse order from the way something has been stated; the other way around:
in reverse order from the way something has been stated; the other way around:
She dislikes me, and vice versa.
Copernicus was the first to suggest that the earth revolves around the sun, and not vice versa.
Copernicus was the first to suggest that the earth revolves around the sun, and not vice versa.
by LastOfTheOldHighGuard November 9, 2018
1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.
2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
by nocturnalbeing February 10, 2010
a competition in which teams of people attempt to be the first to finish consuming an entire list of items, such as:
30rack of beer, jug of wine, sheet of pizza, pound of sour patch kids, pack of cigarettes.
optional: handle of liquor, mystery food item (pound of bologna, 2 pounds of cheese)
30rack of beer, jug of wine, sheet of pizza, pound of sour patch kids, pack of cigarettes.
optional: handle of liquor, mystery food item (pound of bologna, 2 pounds of cheese)
person 1: hey, you wanna be on my team for vice wars tomorrow night?
person 2: naw, i don't want to puke everywhere after i get owned.
person 2: naw, i don't want to puke everywhere after i get owned.
by u_r_s_d May 8, 2009
Miami Vice was a popular television series (five seasons on NBC from 1984-1989) starring Don Johnson (James "Sonny" Crockett) and Philip Michael Thomas (Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs) as two Miami police detectives working undercover.
by evl May 14, 2006