by amybows June 30, 2020
Get the vindicular mug.fatal cancer of the lower region of one's body. Usually relating to the prostate or colon. Often causes an inflamed Vehiculous.
by Ismaelian October 25, 2008
Get the Vehicular Cancer mug.A mechanical condition where your car leaks fluids, blows smoke, and makes horrible noises...until you take it to the shop and the mechanic can't find anything wrong with your vehicle. After spending $45 an hour for a diagnostic check which revealed nothing, the vehicle runs perfect.
Customer: "The Check-Engine Light and Service Engine Soon Light both came on. I smelled a burning smell, like something electrical. Then there was this grinding noise on the right side."
Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."
Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"
Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."
Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"
by Turkey Trot September 26, 2012
Get the Vehicular Hypochondria mug.Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I have.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.
by Jason Jadloski July 13, 2007
Get the Vehicular Imprint mug.When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012
Get the Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy mug.A (sometimes) unavoidable traffic situation whereupon a random crackhead wonders in front of one's vehicle causing a an accidental collision (one version of a crackcident)--a collision between a driver and a crackhead, possibly resulting in the injury/death of the aforementioned crackhead and definite damage to one's bumper and/or windshield.
Oh shit! That crackhead stepped off the sidewalk right into my car's path--if I had not swerved aside, I might have committed Vehicular Crackicide!
by DickDaze March 21, 2012
Get the Vehicular Crackicide mug.sending a guilty little skunk to oblivion with your car, only to scrape his carcass up off the road later and torch him with a bic in your heady fatty tin foil pipe. if you bring a torched skunk to your local city hall, you will get a hundred dollar reward. kill all skunks
dude, last night i was drunk driving and i committed vehicular skunkslaughter...it was lucky i was just starting to lose my buzz
by Elijah.t May 24, 2012
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