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Naughty Vassy

When Vassy is naughty
Vassy: Hi
Everyone: NaUgHtY nAuGhTy VaSsY
by A very naughty Vassy March 22, 2019
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Vasshole

The fusion of anus and vagina by means of massive insertion.
Man that guy just ripped her a new vasshole!
by bobdrakken November 10, 2010
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Vassar Shower Bukkake

When at Vassar, somebody passes out and falls face flat on a shower floor. The sheer force from impact combined with the regular amount of semen residue on the shower floor at any given time would give the person a Vassar Shower Bukkake (also known as a VSB).
When my friend came up to visit me at Vassar for the weekend he told me he wanted to get some. Instead, he got so shitfaced drunk that he passed out in the showers, getting a Vassar Shower Bukkake.
by Matt Vassar May 4, 2008
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Vasser

Deutsch : (n.) Water

In German, it is pronounced with a "V" but spelled with a "W"
I stepped into a puddle of Vasser and got wet.
by Woda Boy June 25, 2010
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Vassage

Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.
Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!
by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013
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Vassagonia

Huge desert empire located in northern Magnamund, taking up most of the eastern coastal area between Sommerlund/Durenor and Dessi. Ruled by a sultan/king known as the Zakhan, the empire is held in a state of constant fear by his dreaded security forces, the Sharnazim. It has one of the most powerful armies in Magnamund, and sometimes fights alongside the Darklords, who enter into secret pacts with the Zakhan or use magic to influence him.

Featured in a number of Lone Wolf books, it is the main setting for Lone Wolf 5: Shadow on the Sand, and for two of the Legends of Lone Wolf books (numbers 7 and 8). In Shadow on the Sand, Lone Wolf is sent as an ambassador to the realm, but treachery is afoot and he is attacked on arrival. Forced to escape the dungeons of the zakhan, Lone Wolf eventually discovers that the Book of the Magnakai - a Kai treasure containing the secrets of the higher Kai disciplines - is hidden in Vassagonia. After finding the book, he must battle the new Darklord leader, Haakon, to claim it.

Other aspects of the story include the winged Itikar, giant birds used by the Vassagonian army, and the complex sewer system beneath Barrakeesh.

The somewhat one-sided portrayal of Vassagonia given in this book is offset in the Legends novels, when good Vassagonian characters are incorporated into the story, and the zakhan is overthrown (though not, presumably, for good, since he appears in Lone Wolf book 9 which is set later).

In Lone Wolf Book 9, the forces of Vassagonia, which are also attacking Cloeasia, Casiorn and other territories, converge with the Darklord forces in besieging the city of Tahou in the realm of Anari. Lone Wolf must defeat the Zakhan Kimah in one-to-one combat at the end of the book.

The capital of Vassagonia is Barrakeesh. Other notable features include the Dry Main, a virtually impassable desert inhabited by nomad traders.

The culture and imagery of the Vassagonian Empire seems to be based loosely on the Arab world in the Middle Ages, although the centralised sultanate is more reminiscent of empires from a later period.
Lone Wolf's arrival in Vassagonia was marred when he was attacked on arrival by the Sharnazim.

The army of Vassagonia is feared across Magnamund because of its Sharnazim shock-troops and the airborne Itikar riders.
by Andy April 22, 2004
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Vassar Virgin

A female who keeps her 'virginity' intact by only participating in anal sex. Orginates from Vassar, a school in upstate NY known for the whores and pseudo-feminists that like to pretend to be goody-two-shoes or pious (religious) girls. May also include oral sex as well.
"So you fuck her yet?"
"Not in the cunt. But she lets me fuck her ass. She says she's keeping her hymen intact until marriage."
"Oh I see. She's a Vassar Virgin then."
"Yeah."
by Oshidori July 22, 2008
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