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valentines day

1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
by L to the iam February 18, 2007
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Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.
by Birdman February 13, 2004
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valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.
by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007
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valentine's day

I hate Valentine's Day
by Karissa February 23, 2004
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Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
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valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.
damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!
by shea December 6, 2004
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valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.
valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.
by katy February 18, 2007
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