useless bottom

a bottom (someone who is more submissive in a relationship; not always sexual) who is extremely submissive and will basically do whatever you want.

jess: huh, i wonder if veronica is a top or not.
victoria: are you kidding me! she is definitely a useless bottom, she’s so submissive!

by useless bottom August 15, 2019

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Useless player

Someone that always gets carried

S|mplex is a useless player because he gets carried

by Blaze6 October 18, 2020

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An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.

Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!

by SilverCellVioletSky December 3, 2020

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The Useless Web

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.

I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.

by A complete idiot. April 20, 2021

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Useless

The end result of going through the American educational system.

Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

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Useless Cunts

A term to describe a group of individuals who are thoroughly without use, bring nothing to the table and are inept at actually doing anything worthwhile.

Tried to get the boys to hit the Galway Races, but you fucking know the outcome there....useless cunts!!

by Tullatoon July 21, 2011

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