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urbandictionary

If you just looked up "urbandictionary" in urban dictionary.
You are an asshole
Greg: lolol What will happen if I search "urbandictionary" in here...
by Sir.CommonSence March 12, 2010
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urbandictionary

a website i am not old enuph to be on
GET OFF OF URBANDICTIONARY ____
by dark_master_2016 October 19, 2016
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urbandictionary

Person: im going to search up urbandictionary on urban dictionary!!
Me: is your head just for decoration or do you just have negative braincells
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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urbandictionary

a website that is too celtic and swiss to be high brow. its writers are probably beatles and indie rock fans who are skinny math nerds that don't use heroin.
the people over at urbandictionary .com don't understand that anglo-saxon culture, and not celtic culture, is the dominant culture in the United States of America.
by Suevic Aryan March 12, 2018
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urbandictionaried

To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com
Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."
by stockman09 August 3, 2007
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Urbandictionary

A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.

Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.

Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.

One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.

People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?

Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.

Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match

Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.

Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*

Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
by 12 year old with some logic August 8, 2010
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Urbandictionary

Dominated by teenagers. The older, wiser folk tend to actually do important stuff with their lives.
DO NOT TRUST TOO MANY OF URBANDICTIONARY'S DEFINITIONS. HELL, I'M A TEEN TOO, SO DON'T EVEN TRUST THIS ONE!!
by StayAwayFromNewJersey February 19, 2011
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