An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.
by kleinermundvoll June 19, 2010
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Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
by Bjerhjinanikle July 28, 2011
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Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)
" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
by Niall'sMofo August 6, 2012
Get the 1D Updates mug.A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.
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by AdamZodiac August 23, 2010
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Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
by Crumdog Millionaire February 28, 2011
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Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
by Neesied69 June 6, 2013
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