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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
mugGet the couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs assmug.

Up Buffy's Ass

When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.
Then they must be up Buffy's ass!
by MJ Coolness October 20, 2010
mugGet the Up Buffy's Assmug.

giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.
You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
mugGet the giving up the assmug.

up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.
CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"
by JOSHUA CONLEY January 20, 2008
mugGet the up your assesmug.

mice up the ass

the act of sticking a mouse in your ass for sexual pleasure
Dude, that dude totally enjoys getting mice up the ass.
by mice_up_the_ass_guy November 12, 2019
mugGet the mice up the assmug.

Up hades ass

A term for when someone is thinking really dirty
When that girl said “on my hands and knees for two days” I went up hades ass.
by Rawcikin March 5, 2019
mugGet the Up hades assmug.

fucked up the ass

There was this girl I fucked up the ass last night
by Zicorp12345678900987654321 April 25, 2016
mugGet the fucked up the assmug.

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