Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
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Up Buffy's Ass

When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.
by MJ Coolness October 18, 2010
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giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.
You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.
CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"
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Up hades ass

A term for when someone is thinking really dirty
When that girl said “on my hands and knees for two days” I went up hades ass.
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mice up the ass

the act of sticking a mouse in your ass for sexual pleasure
Dude, that dude totally enjoys getting mice up the ass.
by mice_up_the_ass_guy November 13, 2019
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