An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.
A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020
Get the Unfortunitymug. (Noun)
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."
by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
Get the Unfortunitismug. A feeling which can only be described as forlornness, dismay, and a heavy heart intermingled with the absence of snow outside, the absence of a significant other by your side to mingle the holidays away, the absence of Christmas parties, and recognizing how unfulfilling your life is while you dread the obligations of it. This feeling may stir anytime around Christmas, but it becomes more poignant as the aforementioned day nears. A feeling which utterly negates one's excitement towards the Holidays if there was any to begin with. A feeling that which when suffered, causes irreversible emotional and psychological wounding that makes the victim experience acute and prolonged sorrow.
"Why do you look so down? Cheer up!"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
by 凯男 December 24, 2023
Get the Unfortunate Christmasmug. Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024
Get the Poor unfortunate soulsmug. 
Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.
“he has unfortunate love…”
by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023
Get the Unfortunate lovemug. When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021
Get the The Unfortunate Eventmug.