unair

Unair is unairing yourself. Unairing yourself is to unalive yourself by unbreathing yourself which is usually done by holding the breath inside your lungs which you have earlier breathed in by sucking the air through your mouth or nose into the lungs.

TL;DR: It means to commit sauce on side in a way no one has ever commit sauce on side.

God: How did you die
Bob: I unaired myself
God: What is unairing yourself?
Bob: Shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james dean putting scene green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline john cena jelly bean magazine protein walgreen scene drama queen lightning-mcqueen vending machine what'chu mean Ocean Man by Ween headass the fuck up bitch

by Ms. gluteus maximus December 30, 2021

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Unfarted

An old fart named Sully kidnaps a kid named Nate because he tried to steal his girl's jewelry, forcing him to join his gang and breaking up with his girlfriend. Throughout the years, they have to solve the mystery of Sully's gas issues, and to uncover the secrets behind it all. If the two along with friends can beat the bad guys and end the gastric problems, while avoiding and defeating all seven of Sully's crazy exes, then they will be the Unfarted. This is a bootleg name of an actual videogame franchise started on the Playstation 3. Google will probably give you better results than anyone on this website could.

Guy: Hey, did you get the new Uncharted game on the Playstation 4?
Girl: No, it's Unfarted?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: Nevermind, you wouldn't get it.

by Gbunny81 July 8, 2022

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