Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020

undertaker

So you know the term "cougar"? This is the erotic comrade/sexual companion/intimate cohort/lewd associate shareholder of this steamy partnership.

I just found out my best friend is dating my grandma. He's a textbook undertaker.

by hahahahamtaro April 16, 2020