underoath

one of teh best bands out there. they originated in florida

other great bands of their genre include:
-Atreyu
-Poison The Well
-Alexisonfire(not as much but yeah)

underOATH is teh sh1T!!1!

by SHADE May 9, 2004

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 October 6, 2016

underoath

A metalcore/post-hardcore band from Florida. Their vocals consist mainly of screaming. They formed in 1998 with a much different line-up than is now in place. They put on an amazing, emotion-driven show and if given the chance to see them, you should. They draw heavily from their Christian beliefs and definitely express these beliefs. But they are not in-your-face Christians. Their lyrics and music truly speak to me and many others who listen to them. The band currently consists of Spencer Chamberlain (screamed vocals), Aaron Gillespie (drums, singing vocals), Timothy McTague (lead guitar, backing vocals), James Smith (rhythm guitar, Christopher Dudley (keyboards), Grant Brandell (bass guitar). The only member who has been in the band since their formation is Aaron. Their newest release of this definitions creation, "Lost In the Sound of Separation" is incredibly heavier and much different from their 2 previous releases. They are truly an epic band.

Person 1: Ever heard of underOATH
Person 2: I don't listen to evil death music.
Person 1: Actually, they're Christian
Person 2: Oh, this song "Reinventing Your Exit" is pretty good.
Person 1: Damn straight.

by Timmy G. October 18, 2008

Undercarriage Marauder

A testament to ones cunnilingus skills. A shashbuckler of a females nether regions. A pirate of poonani...

Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.

by Frydae November 22, 2011

underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

underoath

UnderOath is the fucking best band that ever was. People classify them as many genres, but to give you a taste of how they sound its like half emo and half screaming(on their newest album). In their older albums, it features about 95% screaming.

I just saw UnderOath at the Warped Tour!

by Aaron V. September 27, 2005