The Underbaker

The guy at the crematorium who doesn't turn the heat up high enough.

Joe was fired from the crematorium because he didn't turn the heat up high enough and Mr. Jones was a little under cooked. Therefore making Joe the underbaker.

by The moogler April 15, 2014

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 1, 2017

tickle the undercarriage

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

by Pete April 13, 2004

underwarez

Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.

That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.

Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!

Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!

Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!

by FridgeRaider December 29, 2006

undergarden

The bodily hair around the lower portions of a woman's body.

Girl, you really need to clean up your undergarden before you expect me to eat you out.

by El Cubico November 20, 2010

undercarraige

the area between your sack and arsehole thats is usually an unwholly mess if wearing dirty swimming shorts, net chaffing usually is the main cause of a destructed undercarraige.

show us that talcum powder til i cure the mess in my undercarraige.

my undercarraige is killing me, show us that talcum powder.

i need some talcum powder, my ronnie blunderbarrage is in bits and pieces.

by Conor Gannon August 23, 2007

underbag

the most humid and darkest area of the male exterior. the base of the cock. the under penis.just foreward of the taint.the plumbing chase for piss,blood and other fluids that the cock needs for daily function

I made the drunk mistake of accidentally rubbing my semi against that m.i.l.f. in the club,fortunately the sweat from my underbag made my balls so slick her toe glanced my bag. so my taint received the full impact,brusing it for weeks after

by the mac al April 16, 2006