Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?
by CharleMAIM September 02, 2017
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The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...
by huesicle September 28, 2015
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Unholy Union

A friendship bond between Vladomir & Allison, 2 crazy people in my business class. (Note: Vladomir likes to eat babies & touch cats!)
"Vladomir & Allison are good friends. Talk about an unholy union."
by In Business November 22, 2004
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Unholy God Fuck

Noun - A huge fucking mess so massive that god himself wouldn't be able to sort it out. A great big clusterfuck of junk, garbage, bullshit or nonsense that someone has to clean up, but no one can.
What was the name of that unholy god fuck that totally destroyed new orleans?" "Oh yeah, Hurricane Katrina.
by LazerTazer November 07, 2010
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the unholy trinity

the combination of vernon grieves, gaz glitter and ando!
you have been buggered by the unholy trinity
by bruce cambell January 07, 2004
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Bam's Unholy Union

The best show. Ever. Bam Margera is helping to plan his own wedding with his girlfriend named Missy, while all the while doing retarded stunts and screwing up the whole wedding.
On Bam's Unholy Union, Bam put Novak in a canoe on top of a ramp and put a pumpkin on his head for a helmet, then pushed him down the ramp into the pool.
by xo aimez moi March 09, 2007
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Unholy Low-Five

The act of going in for a high five... but swinging it 180 degrees so that you effectively slap the genitals of the intended target.
Fool was trippin' on the court so I slapped him with an unholy low-five.
by Big Jiggity November 13, 2010
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