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typingweb

A bootlegged program that "teaches" yo how to uses your computer because the fucking government is wasting our time. WHATS WRONG WITH THE MAN.
Welcome to typingweb, this is the KEEEEYBOARD
by jdrone19 April 25, 2013
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typing up a storm

Rapidly typing words on a keyboard. It almost sounds like a rain falling its so fast, and so many inputs.
She's typing up a storm over there! Must be a lengthy e-mail.
by Hubbz September 25, 2017
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Mood-typing

The way someone types messages that gives a clear message to their current mood or feeling.
Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.
by lsuser04 January 23, 2007
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Ramble Typing

When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."
Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...
by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010
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Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.
-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.
by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010
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two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 6, 2017
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Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.
Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020
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