Evant, Tx

An isty-bitsy little town that is crawling with illegal mexican immigrants but the gringos there really don't mind, in fact, Mexicans are welcome. Girls sports dominate while the boys are doing 1 of 3 things: Drinking, hunting or doing some sort of farm work. Most of the people speak with typical Texas accents, but quite frequently throw in what they call "border spanish" (spanish slang) into everyday sentences. Even the white people do this. Example: Why don't you go out with Eric? Porque I don't like him y creo que he was picked up by border patrol. Great town if you like Texas hill country, cowboys and Mexicans.

Girl: I want to live somewhere with handsome cowboys
Boy: I want to live somewhere with lots of beautiful latinas.
Random Person: Aw man you need a Evant, Tx

by OtherFunStuff December 6, 2011

Austin, TX

Arbitrarily the best town in all of Texas. In fact, the only town worth visiting in all of Texas.

Austin, TX voted against Bush's war in Iraq, because the residents exercise a rare thing called "common sense."

by Rukasu-san March 12, 2004

three rivers tx

Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.

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by tamtam24 February 6, 2010

Austin, TX

the coolest fuckin city in the world bitchs

dude i want to be cool
dude go to austin!

by will March 22, 2004

SOUTHWEST HOUSTON,TX

The dangerous place to live in Houston. Its has nothing but Latino gangs it is like L.A in this side of town. It has the most dangerous gangs in town. For example the name of gangs are Southwest Cholos X3, La Primera X3, Mara Salvatrucha X3, La Tercera Crip X3, Crazy Crew X3, Somos Pocos Pero Locos X3 and Brownpride X3. You see this side of Town mostly on T.V The cops are always talking About The Southwest Side. But thats the every day life in Southwest X3 Houston.

Where do you stay at?
Southwest Houston,TX
Oh I aint missing with you then.

by LATINO SIDE January 19, 2006

Zavalla tx

The land of methheads and the ppl that are scared to fight and drunks

The land of whores Zavalla TX

by Loadpipes December 28, 2016

Seminole, tx

Town full of nosy people who don’t know how to mind their own businesses. The girls are crazy and the guys are a bunch of horny dicks. Full of wanna be thugs and fake country boys. The Germans are a bunch of assholes and are always on their bull shit.

People from Seminole, tx are always on their bullshit

by Busting peanuts March 2, 2020