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two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
mugGet the two handed turtlemug.

two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
by guardian.ange December 8, 2023
mugGet the two handsmug.

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