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Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.
He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.
by Jersey67 August 3, 2010
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twinkle twat

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours
She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume
by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007
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Twinkle Tits

When an obese man has rather large man boobs that get so sweaty they twinkle in the sun light.
"Oh man, Brian should wipe his twinkle tits, he's blinding me!"
by Gunther Gumball February 22, 2008
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twinkle dick

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret
Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.
by david p January 21, 2009
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Twinkle Twat

A bitchy woman usually in her teens or 20s, keeps up with the latest trends and thinks she is the shit. Appears as a wannabe diva and likes all superficial things that sparkle and glitter, hence twinkle twat.
I ran into Charlene yesterday at the mall and said hi but she completely ignored me. Man, what a twinkle twat.
by Widdle Munchkin July 8, 2009
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twinkle toes

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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Twinkle Monkey

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.
"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009
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