Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Twiddle

The act of getting laid by a random or not well-known female the previous night.

You get any twiddle last night?

by brody jenner August 5, 2008

Twiddles

The definition of chase Solis and doucheebaggsss canoe

Once twiddles went in a park

by Diiidiiii April 7, 2017

Twiddle whap

To softly beat somone

If you don't knock it off I'll Twiddle whap you

by Chavezeb May 10, 2018

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023