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Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
by You rReal Name December 22, 2020
Get the Tortal mug.A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
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Get the Torta mug.Emilian’s cake made with boiled rice, eggs and sugar. You can find it in few Italian city because it's really typical.
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