Tongan

Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.

Fuck a Tongan, I'll leave a bitch leakin' and split.

by 2LA May 14, 2004

tongan

Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.

Timothy, move or that tongan will shit on you!

by lipstick_armor May 5, 2006

Tongans

Descendents from the Kingdom of Tonga.

Many traveled away from our homeland for several different reasons: to start over, aspiring hope, a better life, escape the government, or to work and help family in the island.

Just like the Puritans fled for religious freedom or the Quakers on a spiritual pilgrimage, and other cultures reallocating reasons, all were on an exploration of progression, enrichment, or dreams.

However, the connotative deifinition of Tongans now a days, directly gear towards: BIG, FOOTBALL, THE HAKA (which is not a real tongan chant), or FOOD.

...all Tongans can play football...

by naite October 19, 2007

tonga time

A time to neck the ever living shit outta someone.

Person 1: Hey dude I think it’s Tonga time

Person 2: Oh sweet lets do it together

Person 3: Hey guys what’s u—
Person 3 gets necked

Person 3 : WTF, YOU HOES ARE CUNTS

by LongSasuageRick March 7, 2018

tongas

Breasts, boobies, titty bongo's.

She's got a cracking pair of tongas. I'd like to nuzzle in those tongas. The word tongas originates from Manchester Metropolitan University student Bradley Thompson.

by bradley thompson November 16, 2007

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003

Tongan

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

by California1800 November 4, 2007